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It Wasn't a Phase Tank

Sale price$30.00

For those of us who still march in the Black Parade and now use ibuprofen as a daily multivitamin. We discovered emo music while teaching ourselves coding on MySpace, finding solace in our music rather than our surroundings. And even now, we still listen to the same playlists we burned on CDs in 2002. But most importantly, we have embraced our misunderstood personalities and channeled it into our passion for fitness.

This is your invitation to join the Elder Emo Lifting Club

  • Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Athletic Fit
  • 50/25/25 polyester/Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/rayon
  • Black, like my Emo Heart 🖤

Model: Andrew is 5'9" and 185lbs and wears a Large. Mindy is 5'6" and 140lbs and wears a Small.


It Wasn't a Phase Tank - Dude That Lifts
It Wasn't a Phase Tank Sale price$30.00