Limited edition blacked out tee for those of us who still march in the Blackest Parade and now use ibuprofen as a daily multivitamin. We discovered emo music while teaching ourselves coding on MySpace, finding solace in our music rather than our surroundings. And even now, we still listen to the same playlists we burned on CDs in 2002. But most importantly, we have embraced our misunderstood personalities and channeled it into our passion for fitness.
This is your invitation to join the Elder Emo Lifting Club
Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
Athletic Fit - If you want oversized, size up!
60/40 Cotton/Poly Blend
Black, like my Emo Heart 🖤
It Wasn't a Phase Tee BlackoutSale price$30.00Regular price
I regret buying the blackout version because you can't even see the design. I wish I could exchange it but I had to wear it to the gym to test it out. It's just a black shirt.
I was so excited for this shirt, but you can't read it at all! Pictures make the text look fully legible, but it's all black. Basically a plain black tee. Why would I want such a cool shirt if you can't even read it? Definitely should have got the original version, this one is a massive disappointment.
I really wish I ordered the original and not the blackout version. In pictures, the text looks perfectly visible (just a little more grey). Turns out, you can't read this shirt! I should have exchanged it right away, but I had to try it out just to make sure it wasn't just me. Nope... it looks completely black. This is such a cool design, it's so disappointing not being able to show it off. I feel like I ordered a plain black tee. To express my emotions, I wrote this chorus, to the tune of Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard:
If I could read this shirt, things would get better
We could reminisce and lift together
I wanted to show off, emo forever
I have a plain black tee, because I purchased the blackout